I’m 99% positive this is why the Doctor doesn’t celebrate birthdays.
+A for that
Academy Awards Pizza Guy arrives to work after delivering the pizza
the most important person at the oscars tbh
Look at him going right back to work. That is a good pizza man.
my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future
Sometimes you need a tall cute boy to cuddle you in bed with his hand up your shirt
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
I had a dream Bill Murray was Batman and he was yelling at me about copyright infringement. The fuck?
How Calgarian Mayor Naheed Nenshi handles hate
This is amazing XD
If you have more than 85 followers, you have more followers than the Westboro Baptist Church.
You are more influential than those fuckers.